This made me a little sad

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/25/2014 at 18:31 • Filed to: None

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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:32

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sweet green beans from egon's grave that is cool

HappyHealToe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:33

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The livery actually looks really good. If you ignore so much else, this is really cool.

Blondude > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:34

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Needs more AWD.

N/A POWAAAHH > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:34

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That makes me want a CRZ.. but then you look at a stock one, and it's like, nah..

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:35

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I would DD the everloving crap out of this car.

redlined94 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:35

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That is one nice ride hopefully the power plant can keep up with that aggressive look!

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:38

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That is pretty awesome. Just needs AWD and a turbo.

TurboSloth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:39

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It should make you sad. I don't see you driving around in a cool ass car with a Martini Livery on it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > redlined94 02/25/2014 at 18:45

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Pretty sure it's still a front wheel drive hybrid.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 18:46

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That livery is awesome

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TurboSloth 02/25/2014 at 18:48

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Shity hybrid.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 02/25/2014 at 19:04

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Too soon dude...still laughed, but too soon.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 02/25/2014 at 19:07

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sorry this is how I deal with pain you might see some other egon post by me if you look hard enough

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 02/25/2014 at 19:08

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Ha ha it makes sense. You're in the denial stage...that's pretty much all I know about psychology though.

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:08

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Well they obviously paid a lot to make it look nice... I'll just sit here and hope they also paid a lot to swap the engine/ drivetrain out for something a bit more exciting. (Like Honda should've done in the first place)
* grumbles *

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 02/25/2014 at 19:09

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yes

TurboSloth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:16

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But its a CRZ. I'd drive one, and I hate hybrids. Also, mudflaps, and Martini livery make up for it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TurboSloth 02/25/2014 at 19:22

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They are noted for being both shitty hybrids and slow.

They are slower than Fit's and less fun to drive.

TurboSloth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:35

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BUT MUDFLAPS AND MARTINI.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:36

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It's better than its stock counterpart.

maximillious > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:49

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Based on comments this backfired a bit. I like it as long as they took some time to deal with the powerplant...do you have any details on this or a source? Would be interesting to know what all went into this thing. The crz is the only thing Honda has going for it right now...and the forthcoming supercharged version has me a bit moist. I miss good honda....I'm sick of Shitty lame ass don't give a fuck about making anything with a shred of inspiration honda....I digress

Dean > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:50

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I like to play pranks on the Honda store whenever I go over there. I just tell them I want a CRZ, here's my telephone number.

That being said, Martini ALL DA CARS.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TurboSloth 02/25/2014 at 19:50

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BUT STREET TIRES!

Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2014 at 19:51

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Think about it this way...with the back seat and hatch configuration that has it would be perfect for a mid-engine RWD conversion. And I believe with that livery...they are now obligated to do so. Those are the rules I just made up.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland 02/25/2014 at 19:59

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Yeah, Dems be the rules.

RacinBob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2014 at 09:21

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Maybe the guy who put so much effort into the shiny side also dropped a K motor and the AWD CRV drivetrain into it. This car could be something awesome.

Let us pray.